The Tribute - (placed in an envelope)

Monday to Friday: *pre-booked sessions from 12 noon to 8pm -

Per hour of 'playtime' - £170.

At all other times: after 8pm/weekends/holidays)-

Per hour of 'playtime' - £200.

The time taken for a pre-session chat, post session drink/shower, anything up to half an hour extra, does not intrude into your 'playtime'.

*Pre-booked means a FIRM BOOKING made IN ADVANCE, at least the day beforehand.

Please Note - My Lady's Maid Ella, a biological female (not a TV) is always in attendance and on the premises in W14, when I am in session. She is unobtrusive, unless I request otherwise. One of her main duties is to keep the Chambers spotlessly clean and hygienic.

"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure.  Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing".  Hellen Keller